
Part unicorn. Part alien. 100% fart-powered.
Born from a cosmic rip in the fabric of spacetime. Now ripping through your portfolio.

A unicorn alien sneezed across the Andromeda galaxy and left a sparkly trail of $PFUA. Astrophysicists are baffled. Degens are buying.
No roadmap. No promises. Just thousands of beautiful weirdos screaming about a farting horse-alien hybrid in 47 timezones.
Every transaction emits exactly 1 micro-fart of pure decentralized energy. We are 100% carbon-positive. Don't fact-check that.
Total supply: 1,000,000,000 $PFUA
Download Phantom (phantom.app). Save your seed phrase. NOT in your Notes app, anon.
Buy some SOL from Coinbase, Binance, or your cousin Greg. Send it to your Phantom wallet.
Head to pump.fun and search for $PFUA. Connect your Phantom wallet. Try to act normal.
Hit BUY. Set slippage to galactic. Confirm. Welcome to the cosmic herd, degen.
Come fart into the cosmic void with thousands of beautifully unhinged degens.